THE ENTRAILS OF THE FEMALE MIND

They are often misunderstood, underestimated and regarded as too emotional and delicate. This post gives an insight on the female nature. Can we understand the mechanics of a female mind and are they really that predictable?...

The female mind is picturesque; and a biological mesh of neurons peppered with creativity, which boasts of the quadruple attributes of being able to love, to hate; to build and to destroy.
It is simply hardwired, and yet; beams of daunting complexity that shies invigorating freshness on all it beholds; the type of freshness green vegetation imparts to the azure and nebulous skies.
The left hemisphere of the female mind harnesses wisdom; and in the right hemisphere is where mendacious veracity has made an abode.
You think that last sentence was a paradox?; then what about the female minds that crave for men that'd apotheosize them around the clock; and yet, those same set of female minds would go on to label those same men in the not-so-distant future as: fawning, unmanly, not-handling-them-with-an-iron-hand, ingratiating....how very paradoxical indeed!. Who can truly understand the mechanics of the female mind?..I don't think there's a definite answer to that question; the female mind is just the Creator's sick definition of humour.
The female mind is also as fragile as it is as sinew. It wiggles and conforms to whatever its mistress ordains. In layman terms, the female mind gives forth what it is fed.
A diligent woman feeds hers with information, Art, Literature, Science; she grooms it to be intellectually and emotionally formidable and rebukes it whenever it tries to flag down the importance of work ethics.The short-sighted termagant, on the other hand, accords her mind the same treatment as mushrooms , i.e she feeds it with shït and keeps it in the dark. She nourishes it with gossips, furphy, keeping up with the Hag-ashians and all sort of mindless TV shows, sitcoms and articles. She conditions it to be a pursivant rather than a foreman; she trains it to interminably look up to the bearer of
phalluses for survival. She in fact, by her actions and inactions unwittingly pushes back the frontiers of its potential.
After years of personal research and observations, the female mind in this writing would be parsed into two categories:-
1. The petty minds: Like Lex Luthor in the Superman series - these set of female minds can be vehemently said to be a
'waste of the intellect' .
These minds have the capability to make manifest very great things, but they never try to stride out of their comfort zones. They indulge in frivolous activities from the moment the proverbial cöcks cast out omnidirectional crows, to the very hour they decide it is time to roost.
These minds are capable of ruling the world, but instead are constantly scheming on how to milk their husbands cofferdam dry.
They could have been profound chemists or wall street photographers , but instead opted to master the pyrotechnics of
selfie taking,
Twitter/Instagram fighting and Facebook-display-picture tïtty-flashing - call it the unholy trinity of vanity; forgive my logodaedaly and seemly unbeseeming nonces.
These set of minds can list out the names of all the lovers Amber Rose has had, but become nonplussed when inquired about the name of their local government chairman.
These set of minds do not have priorities or self-respect; they whöre out their bodies  tomen old enough to father their fathers ; in their defense they are 'using what they have to get what they want'. No!!!...that is just an ecuse, a weak one!, you should have been using the brain God bestowed upon you to obtain that which you desire.
I don't even know how they live with themselves after playing undignified roles in such unspeakable contretemps.
These set of minds also sit idly waiting for an all-providing Prince Charming to swoop in riding a gigantic horse; and see him as the ender of their struggles and generational poverty that has been following them, back to back, pali to pali . They become parasitic fleas to him; offering nothing other than a skewed crack in between their legs - when they should have been ploughing the fields hoping that the god of harvest enriches their purses.
These set of minds are not entrepreneurs and are not the type of minds I'd like any of my daughters to have; neither should any of you wish such for your progenies.


2. The incisive minds:
These set of female minds are what I like to call the mental El Dorados.
These set of minds are well aware that idleness & being a couch potato are harbingers of misfortune; and instead dedicate time and resources to self-development and in eking out a living. These minds know better than to wait for a "so-called gallant Prince Charming" to promenade in their direction before they put their minds to good use.
They don't engage in trivialities - they are: hardworking, work towards self-sustenance; are intelligent and are worthy equals to their male counterparts.
The modus operandi of these set of minds is to 'sleep at least two times smarter than when they woke up' - they achieve this feat by ingesting educative materials into their cerebral bellies; and also by engaging in brainy debates and mental-stimulating activities.
These set of minds are not burdens to theirs hubbies or boyfriends; neither do they nag or act contentiously till their partners, out of utmost discomfiture, are forced to strike them.
These set of minds are the Condoleeza Rice, Mother Theresa and Mitchelle Obamas of this world; and a paradigm fellow women should strive to emulate.


AROMOLARAN MICHAEL'S OPINION.



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But this manual hasn't provided the expected male issued instructions on how the female mind should work

"the female mind is just the Creator's sick definition of humour". Hilarious

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That would be in the next edition.... this is just some sort of prologue...

My point is some girls don't fall in any of d group you listed above. Maybe i'm speaking for myself, Mayb not. A girl could be petty and industrious at the same time. Just because a girl follows d Kardashians doesn't mean she doesn't read Wole Soyinka's essays.

My point is some girls don't fall in any of d group you listed above. Maybe i'm speaking for myself, Mayb not. A girl could be petty and industrious at the same time. Just because a girl follows d Kardashians doesn't mean she doesn't read Wole Soyinka's essays.